Joke Time…


  • “Better LATE than PREGNANT.”

“Pag may tiyaga… goodluck!”

“Aanhin mo pa ang damo, kabayo ka ba?…”

“Ang batang masipag, paglaki katulong.”

“Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika ay lumaki sa ibang bansa.”

“Ang taong nagigipit.. sa bumbay kumakapit.”

“Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika.. sanggol pa lang.”

“Kung maiksi ang kumot… ..twalya yata yan !”

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  • GMA: I will STOP POVERTY and MASS STARVATION!..

ERAP: Alam mo Gloria, yung POVERTY madaling pigilin! Pero ang MASTURBATION, pag ipinagbawal mo, human rights violation yan!!…

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  • (Above GMA photo courtesy of EdwinBacasmas. thanx man… wherever u are. Below, stolen from somewhere, respectfully, of course.)

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“Taraaaan!!! Ayan nakikita nyo na ako sa wakas! Look here na noh!”

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“Hay naku Gloria! Bumaba ka na dyan at i-Add mo na lang ako sa Friendster mo. Teka, pano ba maglagay ng picture?”.

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Man can live without Love…

man can live w/out Love, but can’t w/out Sex, woman can live w/out Sex, but can’t w/out love, so….. man give Love to get Sex, woman get Sex to get Love…..if ur blood could save me i’d ask for 1 drop if ur breath could save me i’d ask for 1 air but if ur tears would sve me i’d rather die, than to see u cry…

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  • 69 KUYA

ANAK: Mommy, ano yung sex?

INA: Ah.. eh.. number yun anak!

ANAK: Tama! Kasi sabi ni Daddy kay yaya, “sex tayo.” Tapos sumagot si yaya, “69 ba ulit kuya?”

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  • “X – ray Mobile Phone now released”

So you’re ready to enter the 21st century and you want so much to have the latest cool-looking mobile phone so you can tirelessly flaunt to impress the ladies. Well, I hope you’re ready for this. The dream phone of all those FHM and MAXIM readers has eventually arrived. The new 5005X is here!

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I bet you can’t wait to have one, huh.

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Pedro: Saan ka galing, p’re?
Berto: Sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Pedro: Bakit puro kalmot ang mukha at braso mo?
Berto: Mahirap ilibing eh, lumalaban!

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Ama: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Anak: Pumasa po kasi ako sa test. Huhuhu!
Ama: Aba , magaling! Anong subject yun, anak?
Anak: Pregnancy test po itay!

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PILITA CORRALES – Asia ‘s Queen of Song.
LANI MISALUCHA – Asia ‘s Nightingale.
REGINE VELASQUEZ – Asia ‘s Song Bird.
GLORIA MACAPAGAL ARROYO – “Mole of Asia ”

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